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Gently lowering the property values out here in Green Tatooine:

Totally real not fake reviews, hey don't even worry about it.

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What is this, some kind of tourist trap?  

Jerry Boberry McDerpyderp

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Enter review here

EZ FREE Web Builder for Absolute Tools

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MOR RIBS PLS!

Michael Pollan

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I said no to this.

Shaquille O'Neal

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SALMON SALMON SALMON

Animal, The Muppets

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Ehh.

Larry David

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Never heard of it

Drake

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You told us this was a non-profit to benefit the coastal birds of Ohio.  What did you do with all the money??

Stupid Gullible Investors

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If you don't answer our calls, we're shutting you down today.

Vermont Department of Hand Washing

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If you don't answer our calls, we're shutting you down today.

UVM Mooseback Hacky-Sack Team Booster Moms

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If you don't answer our calls, we're shutting you down today.

Vice President of the United States Kamala Harris

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`~*FREE FOOT PICXXX!!1*~` url;[email protected]

Blondie Rachel

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Have you actually eaten my stuff?  Feeling ok?  Great, I want some real reviews.  Not that these aren't great, but I'm definitely gonna get sued.  So drop me an email or just stop me on the street (I LOVE that) and tell me what you think of my food.  If your experience is sufficiently glowing, I'd be happy to exaggerate it and post it here without compensating you in any way to help me make more money. You know, more than none.
Hours: Whenever I feel like it, sucka

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