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Michael Pollan

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Shaquille O'Neal

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Animal, The Muppets

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Larry David

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Drake

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Stupid Gullible Investors

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Vermont Department of Hand Washing

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UVM Mooseback Hacky-Sack Team Booster Moms

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Vice President of the United States Kamala Harris

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