Let's take this show on tour
Flex your wealth in front of friends, frenemies, family and colleagues by forking over a significant portion of it to me and I'll bring the party to you. That's right, kids - thanks to a radical right wing judiciary savaging regulations, My insurance carrier is now powerless to stop me from bringing a truckload of fire anywhere you pay me to. Hit me up and let's engineer a menu for your event that'll live on in legend or be mentioned only in whispers. It's wheels-up whenever your check clears, moneybags!