Kindly deeds, Done by thee

So, citizen... you got yourself a Good Egg Token?  Well nicely done, you paragon of human virtue!  In a world infected by hate, you are a beautiful unicorn pooping rainbows.  Bra-fricken-vo.  Whatever you did, someone noticed and thought you deserved a treat.  Maybe you saved a turtle from traffic or tossed a racist off a roof.  Maybe you shoveled some Boomer's walk or took the blame for one of their public farts.  There's all kinds of heroes, my friend.  But no matter if you rescued a kid from an icy pond or chucked someone's abusive boyfriend in one, we salute you.  Cherish your token or redeem your chip for some eats or loot by bringing it in to Canopy Juice here in Manchester and tell all who'll listen how you came by such a prize.  Better stories score higher.

*Void where prohibited or if i decide not to do this anymore.  Prize value & availability subject to change so don't bust my chops.  You know what i'm saying.  and Don't ruin this for everyone else by exploiting some loophole i missed.