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Kindly deeds, Done for free

So, citizen... you got yourself a Good Egg Token?  Well nicely done, you paragon of human virtue!  Whatever you did, someone noticed and thought you deserved a treat.  Maybe you saved a turtle from traffic or tossed a racist off a roof.  Maybe you shoveled an old lady's walk or took the blame for a fart when your gassy gal pal ripped a narsty in public.  There's all kinds of heroes, my friend.  But no matter if you rescued a kid from an icy pond or chucked someone's abusive boyfriend in one, we salute you.  Redeem your chip for some good food or loot by bringing it to a member of our highly trained goon-squad and telling them how you came by such a prize.  Better stories score higher.  Complaints often end badly.



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*Void where prohibited or if i decide not to do this anymore.  Prize value & availability subject to change so don't bust my chops.  You know what i'm saying.  and Don't ruin this for everyone else by exploiting some loophole i missed.   

Gently lowering the property values out here in Green Tatooine:

Totally real not fake reviews, hey don't even worry about it.

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What is this, some kind of tourist trap?  

Jerry Boberry McDerpyderp

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Enter review here

EZ FREE Web Builder for Absolute Tools

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MOR RIBS PLS!

Michael Pollan

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I said no to this.

Shaquille O'Neal

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SALMON SALMON SALMON

Animal, The Muppets

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Ehh.

Larry David

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Never heard of it

Drake

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You told us this was a non-profit to benefit the coastal birds of Ohio.  What did you do with all the money??

Stupid Gullible Investors

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If you don't answer our calls, we're shutting you down today.

Vermont Department of Hand Washing

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If you don't answer our calls, we're shutting you down today.

UVM Mooseback Hacky-Sack Team Booster Moms

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If you don't answer our calls, we're shutting you down today.

Vice President of the United States Kamala Harris

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`~*FREE FOOT PICXXX!!1*~` url;[email protected]

Blondie Rachel

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Hours: Whenever I feel like it, sucka

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