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Michael Pollan

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I said no to this.

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Ehh.

Larry David

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Never heard of it

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You told us this was a non-profit to benefit the coastal birds of Ohio. What did you do with all the money??

Stupid Gullible Investors

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Have you actually eaten my stuff? Feeling ok? Great, I want some real reviews. Not that these aren't great, but I'm definitely gonna get sued. So drop me an email or just stop me on the street (I LOVE that) and tell me what you think of my food. If your experience is sufficiently glowing, I'd be happy to exaggerate it and post it here without compensating you in any way to help me make more money. You know, more than none.

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Animal, The Muppets

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Larry David

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Drake

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Stupid Gullible Investors

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Vermont Department of Hand Washing

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UVM Mooseback Hacky-Sack Team Booster Moms

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Vice President of the United States Kamala Harris

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